Spouses
These are my spouses! The term "spouse" is reserved for F/O's that bring me emotional comfort.
This page tells you a little about my spouses and my ships with them!
PB
Main ship: 💙🗝- Cannibal husband
- Proposed to me on November 22nd, 2020
- First official "F/O"
- The most sentimental and important
- I own a body pillow of him
Yellow
Main ship: 💛🗝- PB's little brother (you'll be seeing a lot of PB's family here)
- Sadomasochist boyfriend
- Hopes we're having scalloped potatoes
- I also have a body pillow of him
- Absolute dweeb
Mustard
Main ship: 🤎⚡- Stalker boyfriend
- Also shipped with Knight occasionally
- Named Mustard because he's yellow
- Album full of creepshots of Edge
- Literally the only reason Edge hasn't been evicted
King
Main ship: ⚔️❤- Sun girlfriend
- Sleepy but kept awake by The Horrors
- Too good for Hero, really
- Second F/O, also very sentimental and important
- Sun demigod, my personal space heater
Gunner
Main ship: 💚⚔️- Antiquarian boyfriend
- First of many woodsman boyfriends
- Likes guns (himbo)
- Hero's bisexuality arc
- Wants to kill his brother
Sensou
Main ship: ❣🔷- Twin girlfriend
- Jolteon enjoyer
- CANNOT swim
- Will force you into a soul link nuzlocke
- Protective big sister who beats up bullies
Cassie
Main ship: 🍊🔑- 2005 girlfriend
- Juicy sweatpants
- Got kidnapped together (romantic)
- Pink car pink nails pink life
- College dormmates!!
Hook
Main ship: 🗡🌸- Pirate boyfriend
- Killed my abuser (awesome)
- Does not canonically die what do you mean
- Cat person
- Yo-ho-yo
Eden
Main ship: 🪓🕰- Hunter boyfriend
- Kidnapped me but it's ok
- Lives in the woods by himself
- Possessive and violent and sexy
- Bathes daily, still smells bad
Arven
Main ship: x Vin (OC)- Sandwich boyfriend
- I like his dog more than him (that's a joke)
- I confessed on a piece of Cinnamoroll stationary
- Catch me overpaying for Arven cards
- Nickname is Pepper
Mercy
Main ship: ☕🫗- Magma girlfriend
- Is a vampire. Vampire is not a vampire
- Graphic design is her passion
- Definitely has not killed people
- But we both have, so it's okay
Riliane
Main ship: 🪞⚜- Princess girlfriend
- Literally died for her
- Twin gf but don't tell her
- Steps on me
- Likes dolls (me too)
Tricker
Main ship: 💫🪲- Baku boyfriend
- Don't bring up Sleeping Princess to me I'll lose it
- Scissors' beetle supplier
- Also shipped with Pure kind of
- Likes dolls (in a creepy way)
Wriothesley
Main ship: 🐺🎩- Warden boyfriend
- Wolf? Who knows
- Almost killed my brother but it's fine I guess
- Visually impaired
- His taste in men is also impaired obviously